Oreo is..... Biedrins

Im going to let in you in on a little secret. Everyone knows Oreo that lovable little hound and some may even know Andris Biedrins, but how many of you readers ( if you even exist) know that that Oreo and Biedrins are one in the same. To clarify I am literally telling you that my dog Oreo is controlling Biedrins when he is on the court. Meaning that if Biedrins gets a rebound that's all Oreo, if he misses a free throw that too is all oreo. Now don't get me wrong Oreo is cocky, hes a bit of a huff and hes definitely a mans man but sometimes he gets soft. Sometimes he'll just lay with drew and get his little butt scratched and act like a little freakin' baby.

Any ways last night the Warriors played the Kings and went into triple OT. Sounds like a chance for Oreo to shine? Eh, well he fouled out on a fucking over the back call trying to get a rebound. So Oreo had no control over the outcome of the game yet after the game I still pressed him hard for some answers...

JSB: Oreo early in the game you picked up 2 quick fouls, in my opinion the calls were questionable at best, but you then had to sit out half of the 1^st quarter. Yet at this point you seemed more interested in my chicken curry? What gives?

Oreo: well to be honest I was really tryin to get at least a bite of naan. Granted in the end a piece of chicken was my goal but I wanted to start easy on you. I figured I could use the "Ye Olde" foot in the door technique.

JSB: So the naan led you to foul?

Oreo: Again I said I wanted naan mother****er. Not that it caused my fouls thats up to the ****in refs.

JSB: Weren't you afraid I wouldn't let you get naan since you were on the bench. I mean come on, what kind of owner would I be if I didn't at least try to motivate you?

Oreo: Can we get off the naan questions. I mean this is not our first interview and all you do is bring up naan time and time again.

JSB: Ok. But for the record you said naan first. But I can sympathize with your postion. While you were on the floor the warriors dominated the boards, and thus, the game.

Oreo: Ya fasho.

JSB: Then why were you trying to eat the rice I dropped on the floor while biedrins was sitting on the bench after we got a lead in the 4^th quarter?

Oreo: That's up to coach (nelson). I tried my usual sitting in between you and drew to prevent, 'ahem, "touching," but even then you guys still were "loving" each other. Next thing I know I'm on my back passed out with, you know, my paws all limp and in the air, you know tryin to look real cute and I hear you yelling about how Nellie shoulda kept me in the game with 5 fouls. I saw my chance to get some ****in food. So yeah I got that rice. Besides if Drew knew that you spilled on the floor you woulda been in trouble.

JSB: My castigation aside, you admit you slept through part of the game.

Oreo: Ya, but I still ended with a ****in double double and 5 blocks.

JSB: Damn you're good.